Saturday, September 20, 2008

This is Serious

No jokes today. America's most critical institution is in a financial crisis. They are trying to repackage their poorest products and find buyers for them. When will the government step in and bail out Hershey's, who can't afford to put cocoa butter in all of their chocolate candy? Without adequate real chocolate supplies, what will we consume to make us feel better about our life savings being lost in bank failures? What are Obama's and McCain's plans to save the chocolate industry? Start demanding answers! Get out and Choc the Vote!


Gorilla Bananas said...

Locusts fried in crocodile oil are better for you than chocolates. You'll stay happy until Christmas if you eat a plate of those.

JohnnyB said...

That's what we will get when China buys Hershey's

Susan said...

Funny. I actually did a second take thinking, "whoa something must be wrong to get John so worked up!" :-)