"Pass-grabbers may not be gone"

That was the title of this article in the Cincinnati Enquirer about Bengal wide receivers Chad Ocho Cinco and TJ Houshmandzadeh.

The sub-headline, referring to the Bengals' head coach, states:

"Lewis hopeful Houshmandzadeh, Ocho Cinco will remain Bengals"

That was edited down from the original which read:

"Lewis hopeful Houshmandzadeh, Ocho Cinco will remain Bengals - wishes he had any say in the matter"

Those of you from Cincinnati - long-suffering fans of the team run by Mikey-Boy Brown - know what I mean.

The rest of you, who thought I was going to make some comment about "ass-grabbers", will have to create your own jokes in the comments.