Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know

Friends are hinting that the in-utero romance between Maddie Spears and Max Lopez-Anthony is over. The couple, Maddie and Max, referred to as MadMax by the paparazzi, have been romantically linked on the internets for several months. However, last week Max was reportedly spotted with Sunday Urban at a swanky nap spot, causing Maddie to break into tears. A spokesperson for Maddie says, "the tears resulted from being slapped by the doctor", but Hollywood gossip mongers aren't buying it.
Baby Maddie could not be reached for comment as she was busy being optioned off to Nickelodean for the sitcom "Zoey 201" slated to premier sometime around the year 2020.
Next month Maddie is rumored to be off to Africa to adopt a baby. This is possibly her way of dealing with the MadMax breakup, though friends have hinted that she's been coping by hitting the bottle pretty hard.
This reporter has exclusively spread the rumor that Maddie actually dropped Max for his sister, Emma, in an attempt to support her Aunt Britney's ongoing competition in headline-grabbing with newly gay Lindsay Lohan. Bottom-feeding newshounds are still debating how to combine Emma and Maddie's names: "Emmama"? is Maddie's love child

1 comment:

The Hypocritical One said...

Mel Gibson is 2 vodka martini's from kicking everyone's ass for "shaming" the name of Mad Max.