Sunday, August 31, 2008

More Than a Woman



I tried to call John McCain and ask him about his choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate. I got this message:

OPERATOR
You have reached the John McCain, WTF VP pick hottie line, I mean hot line. All our advisers are busy explaining to Senator McCain that Sarah Palin will probably NOT agree to do the VP job for 75% of what he would have to pay a man. Your call is important to us, in proportion to your campaign contributions. Please hold for the next available spin doctor.

MUSAK
I go to the party and they’re all surprised to see
This beautiful lady, walking around with me
She hasn’t done much, but she’s on the right
And she looks wonderful tonight

For nearly two years now, she’s been Alaska’s head
She’ll take over the country, if I should wind up dead
People will ask me, “Will she do all right?”
I say, “Yes, she looks wonderful, tonight.”

OPERATOR
You have reached the John McCain, WTF VP pick hottie line, I mean hot line. All our advisors are busy explaining to Senator McCain that Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper, are the names of Palin's children, not her sled dogs. Your call is important to us, in proportion to your campaign contributions. Please hold for the next available spin doctor.

MUSAK
This was not the VP I planned
Not my intention:
Someone naïve, not a man
But our convention
Needs a bump, someone new
To take Obama on
Now I can use her to
Get some attention

I picked a girl and they like it
She’s pretty and she wears lipstick
I picked a girl just to hype it
I know my party won’t mind it
Just as so long
As she’s far right
Don’t hurt that she’s quite a sight
I picked a girl and they liked it
They like it

OPERATOR
You have reached the John McCain, WTF VP pick hottie line........

That's when I hung up.

6 comments:

Susan said...

Funny ... again! :-)

And the Jon Stewart clip is great too.

JohnnyB said...

Thanks! Did you see the Daily Show clip on the previous post (Superstar Finale)? That's what I originally wanted there but is was available on their website until today.

Cali said...

No kidding! You are so right, and this coming from a woman!

Clever...

Susan said...

Yes I saw that and loved Barack as a lion cub. :-)

loosecannon said...

Great post. For more Mrs. Palin antics, check out "Are You F---ing Kidding Me?" at www.rufkm.net

In addtion, for your effort, we are giving you 3 smileys on humor-blogs.com

Sincerely,

Loose Cannon and the RUFKM Army

JohnnyB said...

Thanks, Loose! I enjoyed your post also.