Meanwhile in Cincinnati, public school children are being assaulted by the rich, arugula-eating, golf elite. I found this quote interesting.
So far no children have been hit by errant golf balls, although some have flown over the playground and a few cars have been hit.Flying children would seem to be more noteworthy than flying golf balls, but that's just my opinion. The children have been advised not to handle other people's balls. Finally, who is maintaining that playground?