Country (First) Rogue

Sarah Palin has 'gone rogue", ignoring the script and relying on her own instincts. Who would have thought that using one's own words and ideas would be a bad thing for a politician to do? But our Sarah has her own agenda, starting with recording her own pop songs. The RNC is pretty unhappy about it but here are the lyrics to Sarah's new Nashville chart topper:

Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah River -
That’s my kids names
Named by Todd and me
If we have a new one,
Name it Zamboni

I’m a lone, maverick rogue
In charge of me, I belong
Lipsticked pitbull, hockey mama
Real well-clothed, maverick rogue

These advisers gather round me
Think this lady’s, a stranger to the city
Want to script me, no matter how they try
I prefer my own shit
Made up on the fly

I’m a lone, maverick rogue
In charge of me, I belong
Lipsticked pitbull, hockey mama
Real well-clothed, maverick rogue

I hear the voice:
Real America, they love me
The media just filters all the words that I say
And reading my own hype I get a feelin
That I should abandon John McCain, John McCain

I’m a lone, maverick rogue
In charge of me, I belong
Lipsticked pitbull, hockey mama
Real well-clothed, maverick rogue

I’m a lone, maverick rogue
In charge of me, I belong
Lipsticked pitbull, hockey mama
Real well-clothed, maverick rogue